-Frothing at the mouth
-Lipstick on teeth
-Anal beads (preferably used) in place as a coffee table decoration/windchime
-Eyebrows drawn outside the lines (be a leader, not a follower)
-Canteens full of vegetable soup (Preferably cold, so it doesn’t scald you when I lube you up with it)
-Tentacles (a must-have)
-Short-ish hair that bleeds into intensely long armpit hair, making it look like you have very long hair.
3 ways to win a ladies heart
1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.