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kiss-your-nerves-goodbye

ACTUAL BIGGEST TURN ONS:

kiss-your-nerves-goodbye:

-Frothing at the mouth
-Pink eye
-Lipstick on teeth
-Anal beads (preferably used) in place as a coffee table decoration/windchime
-Eyebrows drawn outside the lines (be a leader, not a follower)
-Canteens full of vegetable soup (Preferably cold, so it doesn’t scald you when I lube you up with it)
-Tentacles (a must-have)
-Short-ish hair that bleeds into intensely long armpit hair, making it look like you have very long hair.